“Moore Logic on Trump” – by Chris Moore

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Happy President’s Day!!! Hopefully, by this time next year we’ll be honoring Donald Trump along with the other 44 President’s. Well, the other 43, as far as I’m concerned # 44 can eat a dick. He’s not a President, he’s a Dick tator. Anyway, if you haven’t been able to tell by any of my previous articles, I am on the Trump Train. I have pissed off a lot of communists…..I mean socialists…..I mean Democrats…..I mean…..awww fuck it, I’m just going to say liberals. Would you all please quit making up new names for yourselves? Ok, so, I have pissed off a lot of liberals with my Moore Logic, and reasons people shouldn’t vote for Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders.
Just because I refuse to fall for the same bullshit that is captivating the sheep, I’ve been called a racist, a bigot, an ignorant jackass, an uneducated prick, and much worse. I’ve been told I’m brainwashed, and one guy on Twitter said that I am getting “paid by a major corporation to spread their propaganda”…..man, I wish that last one was true. I could use the dough.
None of that is true. I know who I am, and that gives me a huge advantage over liberals who are still waiting for someone to tell them who they are. Instead, I’ll follow the advice of a good friend, he knows who he is:

“I can only say this….ignore the idiots, quickly dismiss them and move on to the people who do want to hear the message. Those suck egg dogs are only good for derailing, distracting and disrespecting  (the 3 Ds of dumbasses w/ an agenda…haha).”

Here we go, I support Donald Trump because:

He is a Businessman:
If you Google the POTUS job description according to the constitution, and the job description of a Company CEO, they are damn near identical.
Meet frequently with a board of directors. Check. Gather information on the productivity of each department. Check. Always act in the best interest of the company based primarily off of the needs and wants of the shareholders. Check.
If you don’t see where I’m going with this, then you are too stupid to vote and are in desperate need of a civics class.

He has a Brilliant Tax Plan:
I encourage you to read it yourself, (don’t just believe shit people say, not even me) but I will also break it down for you in normal words.
Filing tax papers is a pain in the ass. I’m pretty sure the government purposely makes it a pain in the ass in order to keep people so confused and frustrated, that they don’t feel the gigantic pole being shoved up their ass. You know, like mind control. I’m not going to bore you by talking about tax brackets,  and deductions, and credits, and all the other stuff that no one except the tax guy (who’s also got his hand in your pocket) understands. But I will tell you this, if you make less than $37,500 a year by yourself, not only will you not have to pay any income tax, you won’t have to fill out a million pages of return paperwork either. Trump’s words, “They get a new one page form to send the IRS saying, ‘I win,’those who would otherwise owe income taxes will save an average of nearly $1,000 each.” Check out this logical equation. (Less Taxes) = (Bigger Paychecks) = (More Spending) = (More Jobs) = (Strong Economy) = (Happy People). I love math.
On another note, for those who say Trump is a racist, click here to see who benefits the most from his tax plan. It’s very interesting. Just make sure you know the difference between median and mean. I’ll say it again, I love math.

He’s Bringing back Offshore Corporate Money:
If this confuses you, don’t worry, I can break this shit down too. Remember the first rule of Moore Logic: EVERYONE’S AN ASSHOLE. My personal belief is that tax percentages should be the same for everyone. High tax percentages for wealthy businessmen is really just punishment for being successful. That is my belief, many disagree, but whatever.
It’s like this: The government taxes the shit out of big corporations. Big corporations don’t want to pay this “rape tax”, so they come up with sneaky, and illegal, ways to stash insane amounts of money in countries with lower tax rates. So basically, these companies are making money in America, off of Americans, and aren’t putting anything back in. I told you, people are assholes. Trump knows this. Remember, he’s a businessman. There is currently  $2.5 Trillion in corporate money overseas. Trump’s proposed tax rate would be the lowest in the world. It would benefit these companies to bring this money back into America. Trump will let them. He’ll give them one chance to bring it back….. at a 10% tax rate of course. That act alone will bring in $250 Billion!!! I know big numbers confuse people, so let me give you some perspective. If I paid you just $1 dollar, every minute, it would take almost 1,902 years before you had a just one billion dollars. The math is sound. I promise. That, my friends, is a lot of fucking money.

He’s an Obvious Asshole:
Yes, I admit Donald Trump is an asshole, and he doesn’t hide it. (For more on that click here). I’ve said this many times, and I’ll keep saying it, (Russians aren’t communists anymore, and America has always had the First Ammendment, so I can say whatever the fuck I want). I wish Vladimir Putin was our president. Simply because, well…..Putin is not a pussy.  If you fuck with Russia, Putin will have your ass. You can bet on it. Our sitting “President” is more afraid of Putin and Iran, than Al Gore is of Manbearpig and global warming combined. I’m super cereal guys. Russia is quickly becoming our rival once again, and you can tell that Putin has absolutely no respect for Obama. None. Our credibility as the most powerful nation on Earth is only valid, if the rest of the world believes it. I do believe we have the finest military the world has ever known, but we don’t have to send them out to prove it if our leader is a man who let’s his nuts hang. Intimidation is a key factor in any negotiation. Putin uses it, Reagan did too, and Trump will. We need balls back in the White House.

I have many Moore Logical reasons to vote for Donald Trump. But honestly, I’m tired…..and a two part article will give my site more views. Stand by for part two, coming soon.

Special Thanks to Chris Cauble for a great one liner.

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8 thoughts on ““Moore Logic on Trump” – by Chris Moore”

  1. Informative but less salty language please! I am older and it made me blush (which I thought impossible) just reading it. I’m a Trump supporter from day one of his announcing. We need his strength, wisdom, belief in God & his love of country, his determination. Thank you for explaining to the uninformed, keep up the good work!

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    1. Sorry for the harsh language ma’am. I’m a Marine Corps vet and only know one way to talk. My target audience is active military, veterans and young people. Although I definitely appreciate all readers, the harsh language attracts them. I’ll let Ann Coulter reach the rest. Lol. Thank you for reading and giving feedback.

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  2. I love your logic and passion, but I have to agree with Dorothy. 😃 BTW, THANK YOU for your service! I love the Marines! I was married to two of them. One marriage was short lived, but the other marriage to a Recon Marine and Vietnam Veteran yielded two beautiful daughters and seven awesome grandkids. He was an awesome Marine, father, provider, husband, and patriot! Loved his country with a passion and WOE to the lowlife that desecrated his beloved American Flag!!! Sadly he passed away on July 8, 2003 and was honored with full Military funeral and fly over at the precise time the Marines presented the American Flag. The Marine fighter jets each in perfect formation tipped their wings at precisely the same time in a final salute to my Marine, my hero!

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